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So, here we are. Avengers vs. X-Men has been released and its safe to say fans are excited about the possibilities.  Now trust me, there will be no spoilers here. No no no…this is not a spoiler. This is wishful thinking. When Schism was released not to long ago, I’m sure there were more than a few fans that hoped or figured that that would’ve been a great time for Logan to finally end Cyclops with a glorious and bloody SNIKT.  But nay…Scott Summers still graces the pages of multiple Marvel books and for some inexplicable reason he continues to carry on with the same condescending douchebaggery that has kept him around for so long. Far too long. Well folks.  This is it.  Now is the perfect time for Cyclops to die. No, not ‘die’…but DIE.  As in, “cease to exist”.  Too often are superhero deaths an easy answer for a revamp but this should be the final curtain for the X-Men’s annoying leader.

What are you shooting at??? Jackass...

So, some of you may be looking for examples as to why such vitriol is pointed towards Slim.  I would love nothing more than to put every little nuance of Summers up here, but there are far too many.  Feel free to disagree, but if you’ve read any X-book since the 90s, you understand exactly what I’m talking about.

If only his claws were out...

Let’s just take a minute and think about the deaths in comics over the years.  The biggest and the most popular have “died” at some point.  Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man (Ultimate, I know I would’ve caught hell if I let that slide), Green Lantern, Thor…can I stop now???  Anyway, my point is that these heroes have “died” and resurrected to (for the most part) better and fresher storylines.  Its safe to say that Cyclops can just go away.  He has had his time in the spotlight, and he won’t be missed by many.  I do find it hard to believe that he has fans, but to each his/her own.

Now…for the fun part.  How should he kick the bucket?  Who should end his reign?

Actually, Scott Summers is a clone of my real father...who is much cooler. I swear.

My first choice is Cable.  This whole thing started because of his return, and his goals are never fully fleshed out.  I don’t think there’s any better way to see Scott go down other than with a cybernetic fist through the chest.  I know, some of you will say, “but, if Nathan kills Scott then Nathan won’t exist”.  To that I say…seriously??? We all know there are loopholes that some of the most creative writers can finagle, and as long as Scott’s death occurs “after” Nathan’s birth in the timeline, everything will be hunky-dory.

SNIKT

Second pick would be Wolverine.  Come on now…how long has this been coming?  Time after time, Logan has thought about how or when to end Cyke’s life and found some repressed sense of honor that keeps him from finishing the job.  Out of all the asshats Wolverine has murdered you would think he wouldn’t have a second thought about six adamantium blades through the sternum.

Third is, in my opinion, the most hilarious.  Just pretend Steve Rogers and Cyclops are in a heated battle, going blow for blow, sweating and bleeding for their respective causes.  Now, picture Cyclops in some magical way gets the upper hand on Captain and is about to end the war.  Cyclops says something stupid like, “You lose, Captain.” and then DEADPOOL comes from off panel and separates Cyclops from the rest of Scott Summers.  Dear God…I would enjoy it.  The least likely option…but I wanted everyone to enjoy that.

Another interesting option would be Jean Grey.  I believe there is talk of the Phoenix Force making a comeback.  If that is the case, maybe Jean snaps, or the Phoenix “tells” her to rid the world of the menace that is her former husband.  Possible…keep your fingers crossed.

Lastly, lets just see Thor obliterate that ruby visor with Mjolnir.  One swing, and the eye blasts come to an end.

As far as I can tell, the death of Cyclops would come “accidentally”.  We all know that murder is frowned upon with the heavy hitters that’s why I’ve given my opinions above.  Clearly, Wolverine has blood dripping of his claws, and Cable is always willing to do what is necessary for everyone involved and obviously this is for all of us.  As for a death coming at the hands of any Avenger, I really can’t see it.  Does Stark have it in him?  Captain wouldn’t take out someone he respects.  Storm?  Perhaps Hawkeye puts an arrow between the eye?  Then again Red Hulk could definitely handle the job.

It's like Marvel read my mind.

What we do know is that death in comics is also a business move.  Look at the roster involved and you have to realize that someone MUST die.  Its a very poor move to kill Wolverine, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, Cap…they’ve either all been done or would affect so many titles, Marvel would go broke.  But guess who wouldn’t affect anything and still resonate as a meaningful???  How did you guess?  Yes.  Scott Summers must die, and he must die now.

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